Anonymous asked: What would you give a guy you're trynna fuck for his bday?
i’d have to know more about him
this one, probably a damn shoebox full of weed, take him to a punk show, then to an expensive ass restaurant all sweaty and shit so they would think lowly of us and watch us carefully in case we don’t split before paying for our food. then i’d pay in cash.
women like you actually exist? Im goin back to church, cuz god is real. thank you ma’am for restoring my faith in humanity!